how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
Apartment hunting sucks. So far I’ve only fallen in love with one place and it’s currently being held for someone that was supposed to give their answer by tonight, so the landlord won’t be telling me until the morning if they’re taking it or not. I’m really hoping they aren’t because this is the only place so far that I’ve liked. :(
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best