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Happy birthday to my partner in crime for the past 21 years. We’ve seriously been through everything together and I can’t even begin to imagine what my life would’ve been like if I didn’t have you as my cousin. We’ve obviously had our ups and downs but we’ve gotten past all the petty shit and realized none of that matters. You may be 800 miles away, but that doesn’t mean that you’re aren’t my best friend. I know you’ll always have my back no matter what it is and I love you to death. Can’t wait for you come back to this freezing hell hole to come and visit 😘😘😘💚💚💚👭

thefarfire:

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buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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courtney:

This chart is handy for binge-watchers such as myself.
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iquoterelatable:

relatable gifs and quotes

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

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vaginapowersactivate:

vaginapowersactivate:

my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up

can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes
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flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."
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stars-have-the-right-idea:

Friendship

glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

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crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

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